Waiting for the men in white coats...

[krazykitkat]

Too Much Information

By Katrina McDonnell

Rating: PG-13 (biological processes)
Disclaimer: Wish they were, but they aren't.
Author's Note: The title says it all, and I can't believe
I'm doing this. It's all your fault (you know who you are
;)). As always, thanks to Rhonda.



"Very nice."

CJ glances at him and then back to the reflection of her
evening dress. "I need new seamless panties."

"Thong?"

"Yeah, so I can spend the entire state dinner wanting to
pull it out of my ass. You know it's only for when I won't
be wearing it long."

"Nothing is good. You should wear nothing more often."

"And I'll provide my dry cleaner with a list of who I was
around and my cycle. Could be some interesting correlations."

A confused expression replaces his hopeful smile.

"I'm not a dry well, yet."

Red-faced, he leaves, very quickly.