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krazykitkatMore on little Johnny's survival of the species declaration:
Saving the species: it's an ughly job, but Bo-Bo stands ready
Particularly giggled over:
So many species have become extinct, but until now I'd never spotted the connection with gay marriage. The dodo. The Tahitian sandpiper. The Tasmanian tiger. Presumably all of them, at one point or another, relented and allowed gay marriage. Next thing: poof. The whole species gone. The Mauritian flying-fox. The Tongan giant skink. The spectacled cormorant. All victims of gay marriage.
Take the mystery of the dinosaurs. For millions of years, dominating the earth. And then sudden extinction. The Prime Minister of Australia may be the first to have solved the mystery. They allowed gay marriage. A few years on, and the whole institution of dinosaur marriage was sapped of meaning. The straight dinosaurs began standing around in ugh boots, toasting muffins and forgetting to procreate.
Worse, the straight dinosaurs could no longer get anyone to cater their wedding parties because all the gay dinosaurs were too busy doing their own receptions. Ten years on and there goes the whole order.
It takes a pretty special prime minister to understand this sort of hidden evolutionary history. We are indeed a lucky people.
And on a totally different topic, Kelloggs has Finding Nemo things. I tore into the pack of rice bubbles and lo and behold I got Peach :)
My AJ love knows no bounds...now I want the Peach plush...
Saving the species: it's an ughly job, but Bo-Bo stands ready
Particularly giggled over:
So many species have become extinct, but until now I'd never spotted the connection with gay marriage. The dodo. The Tahitian sandpiper. The Tasmanian tiger. Presumably all of them, at one point or another, relented and allowed gay marriage. Next thing: poof. The whole species gone. The Mauritian flying-fox. The Tongan giant skink. The spectacled cormorant. All victims of gay marriage.
Take the mystery of the dinosaurs. For millions of years, dominating the earth. And then sudden extinction. The Prime Minister of Australia may be the first to have solved the mystery. They allowed gay marriage. A few years on, and the whole institution of dinosaur marriage was sapped of meaning. The straight dinosaurs began standing around in ugh boots, toasting muffins and forgetting to procreate.
Worse, the straight dinosaurs could no longer get anyone to cater their wedding parties because all the gay dinosaurs were too busy doing their own receptions. Ten years on and there goes the whole order.
It takes a pretty special prime minister to understand this sort of hidden evolutionary history. We are indeed a lucky people.
And on a totally different topic, Kelloggs has Finding Nemo things. I tore into the pack of rice bubbles and lo and behold I got Peach :)
My AJ love knows no bounds...now I want the Peach plush...