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discussing Hi-5 at the Carols -
Mum: They're tarts.
Sister: They're tarts with wings.
Mum: They just need a pole.


while dishing up Christmas dinner -
Mum: It's a free range chook. Well not now. Its range is quite limited.


discussing my interactions with Lara -
Brother: I no longer think you'll eat your young. You might still bite the head off the bloke you have sex with. And you can put that up on livejournal.
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