Heh!

My brother is a quarantine officer and at present works at the international mail centre in Sydney.
We hear lots of interesting stories about the things people mail to Australia. Some people are either weird or amazingly stupid...like the leg of ham sent seamail, or the urine sample where the bottle had broken.
Anyways, he had an id/security pass that he wore around his neck. A couple of weeks ago he lost it and he was pretty sure it had fallen into a parcel he'd opened for checking.
His id arrived back yesterday with a lovely little note he brought home: 'Lucky you're not a Doctor, Matt.'

Heh!

My brother is a quarantine officer and at present works at the international mail centre in Sydney.
We hear lots of interesting stories about the things people mail to Australia. Some people are either weird or amazingly stupid...like the leg of ham sent seamail, or the urine sample where the bottle had broken.
Anyways, he had an id/security pass that he wore around his neck. A couple of weeks ago he lost it and he was pretty sure it had fallen into a parcel he'd opened for checking.
His id arrived back yesterday with a lovely little note he brought home: 'Lucky you're not a Doctor, Matt.'