Bloody hell!

It is currently 2.30am, it is still 27C (81F).
In the last few days we've been ranging from 35-40C (95-104F), a little cooler on the coast.
The forecast for most of the week (we're closest to Richmond's temperatures):

Monday
Fire weather warning for Very High to Extreme fire danger. A Total Fire Ban is in force.
Mostly fine. Chance of late showers and thunderstorm. Humid day with lengthy sunny periods.
Freshening northwest winds ahead of a fresh gusty southerly change in the afternoon.
Sydney: Mostly fine. 23 38
Richmond: Mostly fine. 21 39


Tuesday
Mostly fine. Chance late thunderstorm. NW/NE winds. (The cool gusty southerly effect has already gone).
Sydney: 23 32
Richmond: 21 40

Wednesday
Mostly fine. Chance late thunderstorm. N/NW winds. Late southerly change.
Sydney: 23 38
Richmond: 22 40

Thursday
Mostly fine. Chance late thunderstorm. NW/NE winds.
Sydney: 23 36
Richmond: 22 40

Trend for Friday, Saturday and Sunday
Mostly fine. Hot.

Please kill me now.

Bloody hell!

It is currently 2.30am, it is still 27C (81F).
In the last few days we've been ranging from 35-40C (95-104F), a little cooler on the coast.
The forecast for most of the week (we're closest to Richmond's temperatures):

Monday
Fire weather warning for Very High to Extreme fire danger. A Total Fire Ban is in force.
Mostly fine. Chance of late showers and thunderstorm. Humid day with lengthy sunny periods.
Freshening northwest winds ahead of a fresh gusty southerly change in the afternoon.
Sydney: Mostly fine. 23 38
Richmond: Mostly fine. 21 39


Tuesday
Mostly fine. Chance late thunderstorm. NW/NE winds. (The cool gusty southerly effect has already gone).
Sydney: 23 32
Richmond: 21 40

Wednesday
Mostly fine. Chance late thunderstorm. N/NW winds. Late southerly change.
Sydney: 23 38
Richmond: 22 40

Thursday
Mostly fine. Chance late thunderstorm. NW/NE winds.
Sydney: 23 36
Richmond: 22 40

Trend for Friday, Saturday and Sunday
Mostly fine. Hot.

Please kill me now.