ext_26572 ([identity profile] classicshe.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] krazykitkat 2006-03-29 05:41 pm (UTC)

Silent birth? Ha.

Advise from one who has given birth four times -
Scream as loud as you can as soon as you get to the hospital -

"DRUGS! I WANT DRUGS NOW!"

Then use this as an opportunity to scream at your husband for hours on end as to 1) why this is all his fault, and b) every fault he has, thus making the time go faster and entertaining the medical staff.

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